I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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