Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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