: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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