I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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