who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Blood and glitter go together right?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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