you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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