I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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