I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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