the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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