new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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