omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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