dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
NoShamevember. You game?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
