apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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