whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i barfeds in our rink
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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