I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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