If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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