My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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