We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Randomize
