I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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