Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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