If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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