I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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