why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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