you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
