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How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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