VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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