Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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