It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
