He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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