Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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