They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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