Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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Oh Jesus.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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