I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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