going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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