I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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