Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Randomize
