Your dad touched me again.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Randomize
