TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Randomize
