Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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