If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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