Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
True strength comes from lack of pants
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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