So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Let's paint friendship bongs
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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