slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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