whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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