...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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