Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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