She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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