there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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