Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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