Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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