i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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