get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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