so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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