new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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