Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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