do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Alive.
So much puke
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Randomize
