k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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