I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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