Your tits are I can't wait for
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
the day after is always just damage control
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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