Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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